• spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
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Dearest Ninja and Trouble,

We started off the new year just right, for his birthday, and we went to a fancy hotel. Getaways like that, even for one night, put your mind in a different place and it’s always fun! We took so many great pictures, but this was his favorite, I set the camera up and surprised him by sitting on his face. Doesn’t get much better than that I suppose :]

love always, photographicpornography and curiousityscratchedmyback

Definitely not. That sounds pretty ideal in every way. I know this is Ninja’s favourite thing for me to do, and I’m sure he was going wild when this photo was taken. The lighting in this photo is very dreamy and I like the way you’re holding his head. Thanks for sharing your sexy birthday with us. I hope you two got lots of amazing shots that night.


bluemelhfa that’s a start? ;)

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as you wish
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suerte que subieron a salvarla

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Fundas catalanas para el DNI

¿Está llegando el seny demasiado lejos? ¿O es como siempre una persona que ve oportunidad de negosi?

Extra: Nada como recordar los ricos anuncios del Iphone 5 y ‘EL SENTIDO COMÚN’

no se si son peores los políticos o los que les seguís el juego. Los números no los miráis no, los catalanes son malos porque hacen estas cosas, pero que aporten un 50% más de lo que reciben en impuestos, eso no importa ¬_¬’

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